/* the humans responsible & colophon */ /* humanstxt org */ /* TEAM */ Me: karljacuncha/Karl Chadwick Site: symbollix org Twitter: haha, yeah right (Ok, so I do have an account I had to set up for testing stuff but I'm not a twatter) In gerenal, just saerch for 'karljacuncha' and that's probably me. Location: right here in front of the computer, in Dublin, Ireland /* THANKS */ I'd like to thank the academy (not the motion pictures one, Plato's one), and gawd and baby jezuz and allan and satan and all them mad fellas for not existing but still managing to provide an odd mixture of amusement and disgust in stupid humans (and that's really what this humans.txt thing is all about, right?) But most of all, thanks to the one true hero: Skeletor, and of course to that obscure object of desire: Harley Quinn. And lastly to any prospective employer/agency types that actually actually read this: * first of all, well done for actually finding it, you must be awfully smart! * but secondly, yeah this site is all a bit odd and the chap who wrote it must be even odder and not at all like the good, decent sort of person that would happily sit in meeting after meeting about meetings, or just in front of a pc from 9 to 5, in his suit and tie, happily giving off the impression of 'work'. I probably wouldn't want to work with you anyway, so let's save all of us the long & tedious dance around the stupid questions of "why I'd want to work with your company" (nobody cares about "the comany" exccept you; some of us might be more interesed in what actual /work/ is to be done), or "where I see myself in 5 years" (answer: in the mirror. Same place as I see myself now...). 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