ah for feck sake! seriously? IE6? (... and yeah 7 too, feck it, why not) really? what exactly are you expecting to be able to see on the web anymore? ok, i know some stupid companies waste lots of time making sure they can support people like you (i know because i've worked for some of them) but this is my site and i'm not like that if you can't upgrade your browser, then i can't be bothered paying you any attention you can have this plain text page and that is all. ... look, i'm sure you're a very nice person really (aside: i'm not, i bet you're an idiot) but if you knew how many times i had to wreck a design, or basically build 2 versions of a site, just because of that piece of crap browser you have then i'm sure you'd understand. ...actually, you probably wouldn't. fecker. (and y'know what? while i'm at it, i think i'll start redirecting IE7 users here too they're another shower of bastards) but hrm, since there may be a lot of you people still using those i probably shouldn't just leave you completely empty handed... i know, i'll tell you a joke a grate joke. not a cheesey one (no, i make gouda jokes) it'll be totally worth it too, definitely worth your time to stay reading all this yes, i can certainly assure you of that so here goes you ready? right: so - four beats go into a bar [seriously - just go get a better browser]